The Cake
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- Опубликовано: 3 апр 2025
- I know I've been gone forever and im in a creative mood lately so I thought id give ya another quickie. You guys have already started to show me your support as soon as I made that soundclick account, and I wanted to prove that im not kidding, I'll keep making stuff for you guys a lot more often than I was.
And yes, there will be videos again, I just need to get my hands on a video camera, Im thinking about doing some live video instead of game footage.
Should be good for a laugh..
-Nyhm
Lyrics:
Attention Attention Patient 1337 has escaped
I repeat patient 1337 has escaped. Use of full
force has been authorized,return the patient by
any means necessary.
Verse 1
Back when games came on floppy drive or 3.5
On my atari mom im sorry though im barely alive
i wont be able to play with any legos today
gettin this frog across traffic to a log where its safe
loot obsessed Ive roleplayed mages ever since i was 2
eating games like they were fruit with 20 ghosts in persuit
stacking so many lives I chastize the undead
and fantasize about ms pacman givin me head
Tunnel Runner was the joint, like 3D in the 80s
now i level up a toon or level tanks with RPG's
asteroids aint no thang for this triangular craft
and i could sid meyers pirate blindfolded on a raft
Your girl says your faster than a sonic spin
but she love me cause im hard like ninja gaiden
makin jumps but fuckin birdies always get in the way
she makes like missle command, then she blows me away
Chorus
off my meds and headed back into the maniac mansion
worse than day of the tenticle hentai if your askin
with more rhymes than time it takes a duke nukem to make
no mistake nyhm is back aint no lie thats the cake
ladies and gentleman the BFG has entered the room
IDDQD Godly like were playing some doom
and ill need the keycard before im lettin you past
in this door here im Altair lyrical master assasin
Verse 2
cant ya'll see? your base already belong to me
helicopter my peter like im in street fighter 3
and im beating the living shit out of Chun Li
What kinda message is this supposed to be sending to me?
Konami? I mean capcom, maybe ill cap on the jap-on-ese
for making games with lessons like these
yea the volleyball sucks but check the breast jiggalies
you cant call me a racist im best friends with Vivi!!
from final fantasy and hes the blackest of mages
kickin face with roller blades every time the street rages
remove the ladders everytime my sims take a swim
kinda psycho like psy-crow and earthworm Jim
hanging out with mario chain chompin on shrooms
get excited every time hermine rides on a broom
maybe ive been insane in my mother brain all along
everybody grab your joystick and sing the damn song
Chorus
off my meds and headed back into the maniac mansion
worse than day of the tenticle hentai if your askin
with more rhymes than time it takes a duke nukem to make
no mistake nyhm is back aint no lie thats the cake
ladies and gentleman the BFG has entered the room
IDDQD Godly like were playing some doom
and ill need the keycard before im lettin you past
in this door here im Altair lyrical master assasin
Verse 3
You kiddies these days claimin your all hardcore
always braggin while your fraggin n teabaggin the floor
always jumpin around shootin like your on riddalin
let this original gamer remind ya where i've been
savin worlds with one button and a stick without joy
atari was a training device just desguised as a toy
No continues, no respawns and only 3 fuckin lives
no saves no memory cards and no way to revive
always Running right forever cause the game never quit
just screen after screen it was enough to commit
the lesser of us into quite critical treatment
upon release we'd head right back in until we're finishin it
So next time you wanna face me in a starcraft match
or think youve got what it takes to even give me a scratch
remember i've got more game than electronics botique
better dust up on your aim because your shooting is weak
Chorus
off my meds and headed back into the maniac mansion
worse than day of the tenticle hentai if your askin
with more rhymes than time it takes a duke nukem to make
no mistake nyhm is back aint no lie thats the cake
ladies and gentleman the BFG has entered the room
IDDQD Godly like were playing some doom
and ill need the keycard before im lettin you past
in this door here im Altair lyrical master assasin
I've been listening to this song for 8 years, and only now I realized that patient 1-3-3-7 is "Patient LEET"
My world has expanded.
😂😂😂
This is still one of my favorite songs about gaming and it's probably the most clever.
@13LatinPride13 Wait till Cataclysm then, let me get some new WoW material eh? I didnt say id never do wow vids again, im just having more fun with this atm. My songs suffer when im bored of the topic ya know?
Nyhm really was the EmiNhym of the parody scene :P
The ultimate legend tbh
Ive made like 20 WoW vids.. Its time for something new IMO, Im sick of writing about WoW and thats why i was gone for so long.
First time I heard this: "Ugh, another rap song..."
Second time: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a sec, video game references taht i like? Hmmm...."
Third: "The beats pretty catchy, and now that I know most the lyrics its pretty good"
Fourth: "NO MISTAKE NYMH IS BACK AINT NO LIE THATS THE CAKE~"
Fifth: "I came"
Heh. I just liked and commented on a 9 year old comment. Welcome back to better times, mate.
"always jumpin around shootin like your on riddalin"
I feel offended, because this is soo true :P Nice work Nyhm
Dude, when I saw the video name the FIRST thing that popped up in my head was "..is a lie.."
goddamn i've been listening to ur songs for 10 years and i still keep "discovering" "new"
artist's best work is always underrated :) (this and cataclysm)
The Ultimate Gamer song...Love it. Great work Nyhm!
One of the best songs you made so far! I love it, makes me kinda... nostalgic.
Great song Nyhm. :D Fun verses and a fun intro, love it
Geat song Nyhm!!!! one of my favorites by you :)
Cool song reminds me of my gaming life
Great nostalgic song :) good old times...
this song is amazing Nyhm. Loving the songs man, keep it going
Oh god. The flash backs of my gaming life. :3
Awesome song Nyhm. 10/10
this is for real your best song and it has so few views, fuck wow and machinimas this is the shit.
@Melferas its an old joke from Portal. you were promised a cake once you beat the game, but it was a lie just so that you would play it. "Roughly translates to "your promised reward is merely a fictitious motivator" - Urban Dictionary
Love your music that isent just based around WOW :) You, Sir, are awesome!
< WoW fan < Bigger Nyhm Fan < Nuff Said
Great Song :)
I think i rank you up there with MC Frontalot, good job! more plz!
I love your wow vids but this will always be my fav song you did.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn i like your rap :) Good going!!
I was here when this was released and always keep coming back
dude, you've gotten so good, would love to hear some new WoW tunes from you.
Nyhm, u're like a... rap GOD, that song is really good :D the rhythm is so awensome, and the way u sing it, just makes it more kewl :D gz, keep up the good work!
I want you to know this made my day. Well done I can't wait to hear what you come out with next,
Nhym, this song is hilarious. It's brilliant! I want to download the .mp3 so bad. PLEASE?!
Whoot, this is a Killer song for the Epic gamer in us all who know our roots! =D You ref'd so many things that bring back such memories. Freaking amazing as usual.
VERY creative and awsome, I'm loving his songs :D
Awesome song, man! I could barely keep up reading the lyrics as fast as you rapped them, LOL!!!
omg day of the tentacle was so amazing (and so was this song)
make em with lyrics >.< there so epic i wana sing along with em.. :P
That might be your best work yet. I do miss the machinima, but your lyrics are getting better :)
hilarious lyrics! :D
The lyrics of this song, especially the 3rd verse, are completely true. I remember playing on my SNES, back when games couldn't really be sold on their graphics or multiplayer and had to be vendored for their storyline and difficulty (hell, I STILL haven't ever beaten Megaman X!), none of this crap that a 5-year old could tell you what to do or where to go next.
Ah, the good old days.
This is probably my favorite Nyhm song.
Dude, this is awesome. You are gettin' better at singin' and rappin and whatever. Real deal, awesome.
i love this song, it's so good.
but the nerd in me can't help but notice the spelling errors in the lyrics and feel sad.
but thanks for sharing nyhm, you've always been great and this song makes me bouncy and happy.
duuude nyhm that song was sicko! pretty awesome lold when talked about Vivi and the black mages reference lol, pretty awesome lyrics there
This and Piracy are the best custom songs I've ever heard.
Ever.
Please Make more.
Years and years later, still one of my favorite game songs.
90% of the references are nostalgic as fuck.
Streets of rage was my shit.
i wold love to see some kind of video for this XD
Hahaha. Nymh. I love you man. Nice to see of these classic games getting some love.
Glad to see you're back on with the Music Gamer Raps. I'll be listening for others in the near future.
Viva..la Gamers
This is so great
Glad you're back nyhm !! i missed your song, do what make you happy. Wow music or just music, is fine...more song like this one and pirate plz !
btw nice improvement from your 1st vid !
That was great, keep it up man!!
I just realized there's this clicking in the background, like two wooden blocks clicking together.
best song since hard like heroic :), and of course ninja looter, cant forget that one either haha. Love your songs man keep on doin your thing.
i loved this xD keep making them
This is amazing as always.. Want to hear more its so creative.. can't wait to see some live videos too, those will be epic i'm assuming
Funny fact: Last summer I had to get a surgery and my room number was 1337. Sad part of it: Back then I didn't know the meaning of 1337...
You're getting better at this. Awesome work!
Excellent song.
As a matter of fact, I dislike rap.. But Nyhm is different somehow, I like almost all of his songs, mostly because it's just damn funny. Nyhm, kudos, mate. You're the first rapper I ever liked.
"No continues, no respawns and only 3 fuckin lives
no saves no memory cards and no way to revive"
Ahhhh yes...those where the days.
LMAOOOOO I cant over this.. he named EVERY old game we all played. I'll never forget learning playing fps while playing doom. Lol
haha 2:20 is the BEST!! for us 80s kidos :P LOL!!
Well done Nyhm. Since you're singing about new shit your sounding more into the songs. Keep it up, you're sounding better and better.
DAMN Nyhm. Respect. The 2 new songs are pure beast.
"No mistake Nyhm is back!" And I LOL'd so hard when I heard the "remove the ladders everytime my sims take a swim" cause yea...I did/do that to, whenever I play Sims anyway.
For unsubbing, pfft, I keep hitting the damn button cause whenever I watch your vids, it says I'm not subscribed, but you're in my subs list. Weird. Oh well, I'll keep hitting that button if it means I get more Nyhm posts!
*Hides Patient 1337 and gives him cookies*
Damn dude that song was really good, I loved every minute of it :P
Really a good job mate and can't wait for those imba live vids :P
Anyway good luck with future things and hope to see more uber nyhm stuff soon :P
Bye bye.
now that is wat i call some rap! well done man. nyhm is back!
Woot Nyhm havnt heard another new song from ya since rollin gnomes :) Love your songs Hope you make more Ive heard all of your songs but this one untill today Great job once again hope you make more i will always listen to them
amazing job :) give us more >)
Yay! A new song to add to my ever expanding Nyhm collection! ^.^
I always thought I liked his songs because they were WoW related.. but then I heard this.. and I realized I just like his singing in general :)
Aw man I wish my Atari still worked hahaha XD. Awesome song keep em coming =P
Damn, that was a nice one. And it's cool that ur doing stuff other then WoW raps
does the l1337 epicness ever stop o.0 fucking awesome dude keep em flowin
This is amazing! Great job, keep it up :)
nyhm please make more songs like this
i love this so much. much respect and i hope your really back.
i love you Nyhm. you are one of the reasons i keep playing WoW. you make it cool.. though panderia isn't the same as Cata xD anyways love you!
Once again,Best song EVAR lol and grats on 100k subs >:3
I like how practically NOTHING in this song is about Cake except for one line repeated a few times :)
@Drazor666 Big part about liking rap, or any music for that matter, is relating what they are singing about...I know their are some songs where the beat is just so good you don't care what they are singing about...but most of the time, liking what they are singing about contributes.
Hell YES! Nyhm THANK YOU I knew you were the best now this just proves it beyond anything :P. Put those new-gen gamers in their place!
Awesome Nyhm! Can't wait to here more like this, glad you aren't just doing warcraft raps =] and to the people who want music videos: the video distracts you from the song so that's why there is none(in my opinion)
this song is old enough to call gamestop "electronics boutique"
Best friends with Vivi, huh?
I absolutely love your choice in Final Fantasies my good sir.
very nice nyhm. good to see you still enjoy doing what you do here =)
Wow... I frankly did not expect this from you. However it fits your style perfectly. I am just surprised you could rhyme that much XD...
Anyways since there probably will be trolls saying "Nyhm! Get back to wow raps you noob."
I just want to point out to them that this song lyrically is just ridiculously great and full of win, and I rarely give genuine praise, however this song was pleasantly surprising.
The world is officially a better place because of this song.
A rap song that involves the words "tentacle hentai"; I applaud you. >.<
(It's great even without the addition of those words.
Wow Im slow, Patient 1337, clever. Only took 10 listens to catch that XD. Great song, keep up the good work.
Nhym spitting some nerdcore rap was the way to go. Rock on man, rock on.
Genius. As Always
Wow it's like a song about my childhood... nice lyrics Nyhm wow... lol
Even more then what I could hope for. Truly deliciously nerdy.
@phorg801 I like this new stuff. the pirate song was kick ass, and this brings back memories from my entire childhood hehe. I never heard you mention Goldeneye though, which is by far the most epic and legendary game ever created on the face of the planet period! hehe.
Nerdist is now the apprentice. Nyhm is the god.
Nice song old man XD that did suck with the 3 lives and no saves D: makes me want to go play donkey kong, im shocked you didnt mention it, /shame, altho props for vivi.
haha hope to see yall back playin wow in cata
~Shiny~
dayum my boi nyhm can spit on a beat harder than any rapper
Love this song with passion :D
You haven't lost your touch at all. Very nice dude.
In this case The Cake ISN'T A LIE! Nyhm gave us some in the form of song!
Very nice... good to see you back.
But now I want to go play Manic Mansion :-P
How do you come up with rhymes like that?
All those tiltes... brings back memories, colecovision, atari... 3 lives and no continues... that were the days